John kangaroo

A young kangaroo stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young kangaroo's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young kangaroo be?

> Enter name.

Examine room.

Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. What will you do?

> John: Quickly retrive arms from drawer.

John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.

Your ARMS are in your MAGIC CHEST, pooplord!

> Remove CAKE from magic chest.

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