Plot: Tired of always being defeated, Bird Brain uses a machine to trade places with Kitty. He finds it cool to work at T.U.F.F., but then becomes jealous of Kitty being Bird Brain.
- Bird Brain: "Licorice black? I'm more of a moonlight."
- Owl: "Ya know boss, you could just trade your identity with Kitty's and take care of your business of destroying T.U.F.F. there."
- Bird Brain: "Oh, you spoke english."
- Owl: "No, just what I said."
- Bird Brain: "You're kidding, right?"
- Owl: "Who?"
- (Bird Brain looks flatly)
- Owl: "Where?"
- Bat: "Who?"
- Kitty: "All right, now your just being dumb!
- Bird Brain: "That used to be me being annoyed by my henchmen."
- Dudley: "Cat Brain!"
- Bird Brain: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!! Bye-bye guys, don't forget to write."
- at jail
- b.b:oh,its been years since ive seen zippy.
- s.t:its been fifty minutes.
- b.b:well,uh..........shut up.how shall i ever get out of here.
- s.t:the bars are edible