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Plot: The Caped Cod is dating Kitty!? How will this go down with Dudley?

Transcript

  • Starts at T.U.F.F. HQ. Kitty is crying.
  • Dudley: "Hey, Kitty. What's wrong?"
  • Kitty (whimpering): "H-Hey, Dudley. M-M-M-M-Me and Eric...  ...broke up last night!!"
  • Dudley: "Gee, that's terrible."
  • Kitty: "I should probably kill myself! NO ONE WOULD CARE!!!"
  • Dudley: "Awwwwwww..."
  • Kitty: "THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!"
  • Dudley: "Awwwwwww..."
  • Kitty runs into the kitchen.
  • Dudley: "Kitty, don't do this. Look, if you married Eric, wouldn't he be bossy around you?"
  • Kitty: "Yeah..."
  • Dudley: "And wouldn't you have to take care of the babies you have?"
  • Kitty: "Mm-hmm..."
  • Dudley: (tickling Kitty) "Then why do you need your bottle?"
  • Kitty smiles, then it turns into a frown and she sniffles.
  • Dudley: "C'mon. Don't you want some ice cweam?"
  • Kitty: "T-That'd... make me feel a little happy."
  • Meanwhile, at The Caped Cod's lair. He is watching Kitty through a telescope.
  • Dudley: "Okay, Let's go get some ice cweam."
  • The Caped Cod: "Marvelous. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart. I shall make my move tonight!"
  • Transition to Kitty. She sighs sadly and puts a scoop of ice cream in her mouth. The ceiling crashes above and was being thrown away by one of The Caped Cod's giant robots. It picks up Kitty.
  • Robot: "Roses are red, violets are blue, your Cre-You-Ate-Or, and I did a number on you!"
  • Kitty: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • The Caped Cod: "Maybe I need to simplify."
  • Robot marks "I <3 You" with its laser.
  • Kitty: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! A MADMAN ROBOT IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!"
  • The Caped Cod: "Maybe... I could try sculpting."
  • A giant robot makes a sculpture of Kitty out of a rock and puts her down.
  • Kitty: (gasping, panting) "Am I really that pretty?"
  • The Caped Cod: "Oh yeah, baby. I... am... smooth. YOW!"
  • TBC

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