Stick Figure is the third episode of Anti-Cosmo Dude's Fanfics. It is only three minutes long.
A stick becomes alive and decides to be a villain.
Stick: OMG! I can speak!
I can smell!
(touches the ground)
I can touch!
I can hear!
(picks an apple from a tree and eats it)
I can taste!
Wait a sec. That means I can be a villain! A stick villain!
(laughs evilly, then scene turns to T.U.F.F.)
Dudley: Kitty, did you hear that thunder?
Kitty: Well, what do think? It was pretty loud.
(chief jumps out)
Chief: Agents! We just got intel that a stick became alive and is planning on robbing a bank.
Dudley and Kitty, go stop that stick figure!
Kitty: We're on our way, chief!
(scene turns to the interior of Petropolis Bank, Stick opening a safe with a flamethrower)
Stick: Finally! My first crime as a villain is almost over with!
Dudley: Not so fast, stick figure!
Stick: Uh, you can just call me stick.
Dudley: Whatever, and...
(kicks stick, making him drop the money)
Kitty: Looks like Dudley just snapped a stick!
Stick: Ok, Ok, I surrender
Dudley: Looks like a stick is going to prison
(a few minutes later at T.U.F.F.)
Chief: Good work, Dudley and Kitty, though all you did really was snap a stick.
Dudley: Well, he was a threat to Petropolis
(Chief and Dudley do an action-pose)