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Plot: Keswick goes completely stupid via a bump to the head and becomes friends with Dudley.

Transcript

  • The scene starts at The Chief's office.
  • The Chief: Keswick, report to my office immediately!
  • Keswick enters The Chief's office on a tricycle dressed as a baby.
  • Keswick: (sigh) Please don't ask.
  • The Chief: Uuhhh.....
  • Keswick: Kitty promised me fifty bucks! She won the lottery!
  • The Chief: Oh. Well, then. Uh, (clears throat) when is the new machinery gonna be ready?
  • Keswick: I'm working on it! Sheesh! (exits The Chief's office) One day I would just like to be stupid once!
  • transition to Dudley and Kitty
  • Dudley: Wow! I still can't believe you won the lottery! That's like... ...5 bucks!
  • Kitty: You're such an idiot.
  • Keswick: Hey, guys. (slips on soap) What's neeeeeeeeeeeeeew............
  • (Keswick starts slipping back and forth. Kitty and Dudley watch him)
  • Kitty: This would be a lot more tragic if he wasn't dressed as a baby.
  • Keswick: What is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii................?
  • (he slips across a loop-the-loop, a ramp and a ring of fire. Kitty and Dudley look blankly, then smile and clap. He slips and falls on his head)
  • Kitty: Ooooooooooh!
  • Dudley: Do you think he's okay?
  • Kitty: You're still an idiot. I'm gonna go get some lemonade.
  • Dudley: Keswick, are you okay?!
  • Keswick: Okey dokey!
  • Dudley: Whoa! Did I get smart?
  • Kitty: (in background) 100% pure stupidity.
  • Keswick: Dudley is awesome.
  • ...
  • Dudley: I LOVE YOU, KESWICK!!!
  • transition to Kitty at the lemonade bar.
  • Kitty: (burp) Hey, I said diet!
  • Dudley and Keswick pass by doing a very, very, very, VERY stupid dance.
  • The Chief: What in the heck?
  • Kitty: Keswick must of went stupid.
  • The Chief: Well, make him smart again!
  • Kitty: Well, I could go to his house and ask him if something bad happened. He may be stupid, but he must obviously know how he became stupid. Right?
  • The Chief: That could work! Head over to his house, pronto.
  • Transition to Keswick's house.
  • Kitty: (Knock, knock) Keswick! Yo! You home?
  • Keswick answers the door.
  • Keswick: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo, Kittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
  • Kitty: Uh, hi.
  • Keswick: In come.
  • Kitty is pulled in.
  • Keswick: Sit here and ask f-f-f-for things that you really want.
  • Kitty: Actually, I'm a bit thirsty. Can I have some wa-?
  • Keswick: Wait, don't tell me. I know this one. W-W-Walnuts, Willy Wonka, Wokawikia...
  • Kitty: Water.
  • Keswick: Well, why didn't you j-j-j-just say so?! Here you go! (shoves a garden hose into her mouth)
  • Keswick activates the garden hose into full pressure. Kitty starts to inflate with the water.
  • Kitty: *gurgling* Keswiiiiiiick...!
  • Keswick: If you need other th-th-th-things, just ask me you will.
  • Kitty is still inflating. She is near around the size of the house.
  • Kitty: Stop the water...!
  • Keswick: What's that? You want m-m-more? Okay!! (pushes the other limit into a red area with a skull and crossbones)
  • Kitty: STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT...!!
  • Her big belly covers the screen. Fades to The Chief.
  • The Chief: I hope she's okay. Who knows what Keswick will do?
  • Door bell rings.
  • Keswick: Here's your f-f-f-friend back!
  • Kitty has been inflated so huge she tears down three whole walls of T.U.F.F. HQ
  • The Chief: Oh no! Kitty! What did he do to you!? (goes over to Kitty and pulls out garden hose)
  • Kitty: (heavily breathing) Don't... drink... the water!
  • TBC

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