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Plot: On Keswick's birthday, he is given a special mission. To go get something from a fast food restaurant. Meanwhile, Dudley, Kitty and The Chief try to figure out why he is taking so long. But when they finally discovered something, Keswick's delivering a kids meal... as a kid!!

Transcript

  • (Starts off at T.U.F.F.)
  • Kitty, Dudley and The Chief: (singing) Three cheers on your birthday Keswick, three cheers for you!
  • Dudley: And now you got to blow out the candles, and make a wish.
  • Kitty: And according to rule 365, it's our job to make it come true.
  • Keswick: Wow! Thank you! I'm not 100% percent sure on what to wish for. But I know what I've always wanted to do. (blows out candles)
  • Dudley: Sooooo, what cha wish for?
  • Keswick: I wish... ...I had my own mission.
  • Kitty: Accepted.
  • (The Chief and Dudley looked surprised)
  • Dudley: Kitty, could I see in the kitchen.
  • Kitty: Oh, sure.
  • (they go in kitchen. Keswick's nose peeks around corner)
  • Dudley: In private! (Keswick goes away) Why did you do that? You know Keswick, he can't even pay the pizza guy without braking a bone.
  • Kitty: Look, it's his birthday. You know rule 365. It's our duty to...
  • Dudley: Sorry, you lost me at duty.
  • Kitty: Okay, I have an idea.
  • (transition to Keswick. He is wearing a football helmet and a suit made of pillows)
  • Kitty: Okay, here's the crime. Our intel says that there selling bombs in this facility for a $1.95. Your job is to buy one, so we can discover it's weakness.
  • Keswick: Leave it all to me!
  • (enters store. Zooming out, the sign says "Bob's House of Burgers")
  • Dudley: Could you tell me more about the bomb?
  • Kitty: No, silly. All he has to do is get a burger from the restaurant. In the meantime, who wants cake?
  • The Chief and Dudley (speaking at once) Oh, oh, I do! Me, me, me!
  • (Kitty takes out a piece)
  • Keswick: Hello. (puts money on table) One bomb please.
  • Bob: Well, aren't you a cutie. You deserve one of my kids meals.
  • Keswick: Just fork over the black. Or red.
  • (hands come around Keswick. He is thrown onto a conveyer belt)
  • (meanwhile, back outside)
  • Kitty: Ugh. Where's Keswick? I'm so full up on cake.
  • The Chief: I'm surprised by Dudley. He ate his own weight in frosting.
  • (Dudley puts a handful of pink frosting in his mouth)
  • (Kitty and The Chief stare at Dudley)
  • Kitty: Keswick's been in there for over an hour. Whats holding him?
  • (back on the conveyer belt)
  • (Keswick is taken of the conveyer belt and lands on a bun. He then gets squirted by mustard and ketchup. Three pickles are placed on him followed by a top bun. Outside a car full of bears uses the drive thru)
  • Father Bear: We could of gone to a fancy restaurant, but nooooo...! we had to go to this stupid place.
  • Mother Bear: Darling. Its Harold's birthday. Please be nicer!
  • Drive Thru Guy: Here's your kids meal.
  • (Father Bear swipes it and drives away)
  • (Dudley watches them drive of)
  • Kitty: Wait a minute. Guys, look at this. "Try our new kids meal. Includes one drink, one toy and one kid on a bun". Something's wrong here.
  • Dudley: You're telling me. They're charging french fries for 50 cents!! They're not even French!!!
  • Kitty: No! You know Keswick, he's small and puny.
  • Dudley: And.....
  • Kitty: Kids are small and puny. Let me see that menu!
  • (Kitty looks at the drive thru menu.)
  • Kitty: (quietly) pusapusapusapuus.....pusapusapus. Kids meal. Burger includes, pickles, ketchup, mustard and kid. Wait a minute. Kid? ketchup? pickles?! Keswick's a burger!!!
  • Dudley: Can I eat him then?
  • (Kitty head palms)
  • Dudley: What's with the (head palms) for?
  • The Chief: Wow! Look at the family of bears!
  • Kitty, The Chief and Dudley: BEARS!?!?
  • Dudley: Oh darn! What are we gonna do?! No one told us what to do! The only reason I took the job is because you never have to do anything!!
  • Kitty: Dudley shut up and stop worrying! We gotta go and get Keswick.
  • The Chief: I'll stay here, not worrying.
  • (watches them drive of)
  • The Chief: Worry, worry, worry, worry, worry!
  • (Kitty presses a button and the T.U.F.F. mobile transforms into a submarine)
  • Kitty: Sorry, I always get the submarine button and the aircraft button mixed up.
  • (presses another button and transforms into an aircraft)
  • Dudley: All right. Keswick's at third, and where at 200th. That gives us... (pulls out a calculator and starts pressing buttons) uh, two hours till we can get to the forest.
  • Kitty: Or we could use the rockets.
  • Dudley: That was my second idea.
  • (Kitty presses another button and transforms into steam roller)
  • Dudley (annoyed): You need to learn your buttons.
  • Kitty (guilty): I know.
  • (falls at full speed, and lands)
  • Dudley: I'll press the button this time.
  • (presses button and transforms into R/C)
  • Kitty: (smug) Ha, ha, ha.
  • (Kitty grabs a remote and starts driving the R/C)
  • Dudley: My spine is getting crushed.
  • (transition to the bear family)
  • Baby Bear: Can I eat it now?
  • Father Bear: Wait till we get home!
  • Kitty: Freeze, dirt bags! you're under arrest for cannibalism!
  • Father Bear: Ohh, great! Happy Birthday, son! Now we're under arrest!
  • Baby Bear: Then go over him!
  • Kitty: Pull over and hand over the Yummy Meal!
  • Dudley: And shove everything that isn't Keswick in my mouth!
  • (Kitty looks at Dudley awkwardly)
  • Dudley: What? I'm hungry.
  • Kitty: Oh, nothing, nothing. It's just.......shoving?
  • Father Bear: Stand back! This chase is gonna be $19.99 momentarily.
  • (slightly turns left)
  • Mother Bear: All you did was turn left. How will that help?
  • Dudley: He's kind of going left! Go left! LEFT!!!
  • Kitty: Geez! This guy knows some of his maneuvers.
  • TBC

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