This fanfic is closed up due to Matt's recent exposure, so, no editing from here on out Agent vs. Agent is a TUFF Puppy episode from season 2.
Ralph Wolf and Agent 12428 have a competition to see which of the two are T.U.F.F.'s #1 agents.
- The episode begins at T.U.F.F.*
Ralph: Eh,if only Eddie could hear his song being #1 on the charts.*Turns on radio*
Radio DJ:And next we have "Awesome Jungles" by Eddie Stars.*Song plays*
Dudley:Hey Ralph,watcha' doin'?
Ralph:Just listening to my former best friend,Eddie,who is up there.*Points towards Heaven*
Dudley:Floor 2?I'll go find him!*Runs to elavator*
Ralph:And then there was Mario,who was another friend...
Chief:T.U.F.F. agents,I have new intel that Tony Waxer is planing on doing something...just listen for alarms.
Agent 12428:I can beat Ralph!
Ralph:No you can't!
- The two jump into different vehicles and race off*
Dudley:You forgot us!
- on T.U.F.F. Blv.*
Agent 12428:C'mon,Wolf,you can keep up!
Ralph:Already a step ahead of ya!*Shows Ralph in front of him*
Ralph:Hehe.*Turns at intersection*
Agent 12428:Oh,come on!*Follows him*
- Three police cars speed by them in oncoming lane*
Ralph:Huh?*Turns around and follows them*
Agent 12428:You mean I have to follow 'em?*Turns around*
Cop: *on radio*All units,please respond,we have a car jacking,suspect escaping on Cool St.,so,lo9ok out for a fox in a red covertible.
- On Cool St.*
Car Jacker:*hears sirens*Nice,the cops have finally caught up to me.*Speeds up*
Ralph:*gets beside first cop car**on radio*Hey dude,you got a plan?
Ralph:*Sighs*Sheesh...*Speeds up and rams suspects car*
Car Jacker:*Speeds up*Hmm...i'd say he's doing 90,i',m probably doing 110.
Ralph:*uses PIT manuever on suspect*
Car Jacker:*Skids into truck in a man's driveway*
Citizen:HEY,THAT WAS MY NEW TRUCK!
Ralph:*Open car jackers door*You're bus...*Freezes*Na...Na...Na.... Nathan Foxer?
Nathan:Yeah,I have returned!
Ralph:*Handcuffs Nathan*Your gonna say that,BEHIND BARS!
Cop:Eh,better get out,Petropolis Rangers will come out and "help".
Cop:*Facepalm*The Petropolis Rangers,you know...them guys who have that tv show?
Ralph:*Puts Nathan in the back of the cop car,then closing it*Well,all I know is the Rangers don't even help.
Ralph:*Drives back to T.U.F.F.*
- At T.U.F.F.*
Ralph:*Sitting on couch,playing multiplayer with Agent 12428*I'm gonna beat ya!
Agent 12428:No ya don't!
- Punching sounds are heard*
Agent 12428:*Jumps up*YES!!I WIN!YES!
Agent 12428:You ai'nt gonna get far!*Grabs controller,sitting back down*
- Shows TV screen,showing that the're playing a wrestling game,with one getting pinned*
Ralph:Yeah!I beat ya!
Agent 12428:Well,you got the best 2 outta 3,so,you win.*Makes angry look*But i'll win the next challenge!It'll be in the moning.Well,I heard you have wrestling tickets at the Petropolis Arena.
Ralph:Also,to the dodgeball match later in the night.*Gets out 11 tickets*Wanna come?
Agent 12428:DO I?!?!Who else is going?
Agent 12428:And who is Terry?
Ralph:Internal Affairs officer.
Agent 12428:Ah,is he cool?
- At Petropolis Arena*
Announcer:And the wrestling matches will start in 30 minutes,so,if your smart,you'll find your seats,or,you can just become a walrus,I guess.Anyway,who'll win the first one?Atomic Meat Man or The Great Shrimp?We'll see in 28 minutes!
Ralph:I'm going with Atomic Meat Man.
Chief:I'm going with The Great Shrimp.
RJ:Meh,I'll go with The Great Shrimp.
Mark:Atomic Meat Man will beat him!I'm going with him!
Dudley:Atomic Me....no,The Great Sh...no,AGH!*mumbles between the two,unable to decide*
Kitty:The Great Shrimp,he will rule!
Night:The Great Shrimp.
Keswick:There are a number of options th-th-th-th-that Atomic Meat Man will lo-lo-lo-lo-look good in this competion.
Terry:I'll bet Atomic Meat Man and The Great Shrimp will both be DQ'd.and.neither will win!Hahaha!*runs into restroom*
Agent 12428:Atomic Meat Man will win.
Marianne:It'll be a tie.
Dudley:I GOT IT!!!The winner will be Race Car Man!
Ralph:Dudley,he's later in the matches.
Dudley:You liar!He'll win,I know it!!*Runs in restroom*
Ralph:I'll get the concessions.Tell me what you want.12428,find us 11 seats,OK?
Agent 12428:Sure.*Walks down steps,trying to find some seats*
Ralph:*Comes to seats*Heres your stuff.*gives them what they wanted*
- 27 minutes later*
Announcer:Only 1 more minute left,and we are closer and closer to start! *Puts large TV with clock on it's screen*
Audience:*counting with the anouncer*10...9...8...7...6...5..4...3..2..1...YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *they cheer,clap,and dance*
Announcer:AND,-A-HERE THEY COME!