P.B.G: Every year, the Ice King finds a portal to a new world and tries to destroy it! I ask one of the Candy people to guard him and make sure he doesn't! So far we've had 2 saved, 18 destroyed, 5 were... kinda at a draw. I want you two to do it this year.
P.B.G.: I was gonna ask Cinnamon Bun, but...uh...
Cinnamon Bun: LA LA LA LA LA LA LAA! (Rruns into wall) Huh? Where am I? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?
P.B.G. (straight face): Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. Good Luck! (zooms at cartoonish speed leaving a dusty cloud shaped as her body)
Finn: What time is it?
Jake: It's... uh... ten to three.
Finn: No... Jake...
Jake: Just Kidding! Aaaaaaaaaadventure Time?
Finn: So, how do we get there?
P.B.G. (rummaging through a drawer, not looking at them) Two blocks down, make a right.
Finn: Thank you!
Follows P.B.G.'s instructions
Jake: That must be the portal!
Finn: What makes you think that?
Jake: Lucky guess?
(A big neon sign)
(Finn and Jake get in)
Jake: So, where we at? Where are we at?!?
Finn: I dunno. Hey, There's some people.
Kitty and Dudley in the T.U.F.F. Mobile
Kitty: ...Reasons why the corn dog was successful...
Finn: STOP! HALT! HEEL!
T.U.F.F. Mobile stops
Dudley: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
Finn: No. Just new.
Kitty: Well, welcome to Petropolis.
Jake Growls at Kitty
Kitty: Whoa, down boy!
Jake:Oh, sorry. That was my father talking. W-We're cool? We're good?
Kitty: Yeah. We're cool.
Jake Growls again.
Finn: Pardon my dog. Sometimes he gets this thing with cats.
Kitty: Sometimes I understand.
Jake: Petropolis, huh? Rings a Bell.
Kitty: It should be. I believe you were here before, Mr. Jake?
Jake: Oh, that's why.
Jake: Rainicorn and me had a date at our old stomping ground.
Finn: You mean that Italian place?
Jake: No, that was the name of the restaurant.
Kitty (Smugly checking her nails): I was a waiter back than.
Finn: Well, long story short, we were told to come to this town to stop the ice king.
Dudley: The who what?
Finn: He's a royal ice person.(whispering)And he's single.
Kitty: Technically, he's a prince then. All right, we can talk to The Chief into letting you stay for a while.
Finn and Jake: YEAH!!
Dudley: Get in.
(jumps in car)
Finn: By the way, I'm Finn and he's Jake.
Kitty: I'm Kitty.
Finn: This could be the start of a beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful friendship.
(Meanwhile, across town)
Ice King: Ohh, I wonder what kind of princesses await in this dimension?
Gunther: Qwack, qwack, qwack.
Ice King: D'oh! There's obviously princesses in a city! Isn't there?