This fanfic is closed up due to Matt's recent exposure, so, no editing from here on out
Hi! This is a fanfic written by Tabby the Hedgehog and I (KittyKatswell925) especially dedicated to Matt12428. Matt, we think you're awesome and we hope you enjoy! Keep it up! ;)
- Episode starts at T.U.F.F HQ*
Ralph:*Playing V-Cube*Hehe.TAKE THAT CROOK!
Chief:Hmm...Agent Wolf really likes that game!
Kitty:Yeah.I'm glad he does.
Dudley:I guess that $50 apparantly paid off!
Ralph:Guys,I need to say something.
Kitty,Dudley,Chief and Keswick:What?
Ralph:Codename Agent 12428 is in the hospital for an unkown reason.We must rescue him!
Ralph:We just infiltrate the hospital.
Claire:So you like the game?
Ralph:Yeah it's AWESOME!
Ralph: KEEP IT TOGETHER, CLAIRE!
Claire: But I can't! Agent 12428 is in the hospital! WE GOTTA RESCUE HIM!!!
Ralph: Alright,let's form a plan.
Ralph: First, we sneak through the roof.
Claire: Got it.
Ralph: Second, we take out the gaurds before we know what hit them.
Ralph: Third, we find the elevator.
Claire: Elevator, got it.
Ralph: Fourth, we ride it until we get to the floor where Agent 12428's room is.
Claire: Ok! Wait, what again?
Ralph: *faceplam* You really forgot the plan, Claire?
Claire: There was a plan?
Ralph: Ugh... Fifth, we take out more gaurds.
Ralph: Sixth, we get him out of the room.
Ralph: *facepalm* Agent 12428!
Ralph: Seventh, we get the heck out of the hospital!
Claire: Ok, then what.
Ralph: We go back to T.U.F.F.
Ralph: That's it. Wheels out at 0200. Dismissed.
Ralph: Claire, do you know what "wheels out at 0200" means?
Claire: Hmm, let me see. Nope.
Ralph: It means that means that that's the time we go. And do you know what time 0200 means?
Claire: Cheese comes from the moon?
Ralph: No, that means 8:00!
Claire: So it's not 0200?
Ralph: *facepalm* Yeah, it is. 0200 is 8:00 pm.
Claire: Sheesh! We gotta go!
Ralph: Claire, it's not even 8:00 yet! It's only 7:30!
Claire: *already in T.U.F.F. mobile* Ready?
Ralph: Eh, wouldn't hurt.
Cheif: Wait, don't go just yet.
Ralph and Claire: Why?
Cheif: Agents Puppy and Katswell wanna come, too.
Claire: Yay! Come on, guys.
Kitty: Ugh. Hospitals.
Dudley: Wait, we're going to a hospital!? I thought we were going to watch the restle at the Petropolis Arena.
Claire: Oh come on guys. Hospitals aren't that bad. There's, um, well Kitty, I'm on your side.
Ralph: *Gets in T.U.F.F mobile* Cheif said it was the only way we could get Dudley to come; Wrestling.
Claire: Why would I want to wrestle a guy?
Ralph: Ugh.... let's just save Agent 12428!
Claire: Agent 12428, we're coming for ya!
- They arrive at the hospital*
Claire:Ok,so phase one of the plan?
- Jeremy appears on hospital with rocket launcher*
Jeremy:Nighty-night.*Fires rocket at SWAT helicopter*
Claire:*Not noticing Jeremy*Let's do this.
Ralph:Um...did you hear that explosion?
Claire:No,what was it?
- SWAT helicopter is seen crashing while pilot screams*
Ralph:You mean you didn't hear that?!*facepalm*
Claire:*gasps*Oh,ok,now I see!Give me time for my eyes to adjust!Sheesh!
Ralph:Yeah,something weird's going on.Let's just enter the hospital.
Ralph:*Walks towards door while a guard sees them*
Guard:Um...do you have...
Claire:I don't know Ralph.Do we have...?
Ralph:*Shows guard his T.U.F.F. Badge*
Guard:Oh.And who's she?!
Claire:Claire Catty200,22 year old female cat with bright orange hair that you can notice!I like Spanish rice!Do you?How do you feel about-
Guard:Never heard ofyou,are you part of T.U.F.F. is what i'm asking!
Claire:Aww,and yeah,i'm with him!We're here to save Agent 12428!
Ralph:Nice goin' Claire,you just blew our cover!
Guard:Agent 12428?You can't save him!He's due for surgery!
Claire:I did?Oops...I'm sorry!He is?LET US SAVE HIM,WEIRD DUDE WITH THE HUGE MOUSTACHE!
Guard:An insult towards a guard,hmm?1,I don't have a moustache,and 2,sorry Brad,you got insulted.
Claire:Nice talkin' to ya!If you'll excuse us,were gonna save our friend!
Guard:*Quickly gets on radio*Uh,we have a female cat out front causing tons of trouble.
Radio(other guard*:Uh,roger that.We'll respond quickly as possible!
Claire:Hey!I'm just tryin' to help Agent 12428!Don't send me away!I'm too young!
Elite guard:*comesa out of door with a squad of 4 gards*FREEZE!DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE!
Claire:OK!!!!*puts hands in air*
Ralph:I'll show you!*beats up elite guard*
Jeremy:*sees fight*Huh?*aimsa rocket launcher at guards**blasts guards*
Claire:*huddles too look small*
Ralph:This does NOT make sense...
Claire: What doesn't?
Ralph:Who is giving us support?
Claire: What do you mean?
Ralph:The bazooka that was fired a minute ago.
Claire: I think I know who it was. Snaptrap!
Ralph:No,Snaptrap doesn't do that...
Claire: Then who was it?
Ralph:How am I supposed to know?!Wait...which villian likes bombs and explosives so much?
Ralph:HA,I said I might know WHO it is.
Claire: Ok, share your thoughts.
Ralph:Either Bomb Defusing Platypus or MMEOW
Ralph:1,say that specifically,and 2,they LOVE explosives,so,why not?
Claire: 1, I don't get it. 2, then let's go find them!
Ralph:Alright,on with the mission.Ha,beat ya!
Claire: Yay! *she goes in hospital*
Ralph:*Walks in behind her* Be careful...
Claire: Oh come on! What could happen?
Claire: AHH! What do you want with me?!
Cop:Are you visiting someone?If not,leave.
Claire:Yes!Like I told you,we're saving Agent 12428.Will you let us go now?!
Cop:Um,you didn't tell me,you told that guy.And also,you can't visit him,I dunno why,but,orders from the head of the hospital,so,yeah.I can't tell you why no one can visit him.
Claire:Fine!Now what do we do,Ralph?
Ralph:*Kicks cop in the face*
Ralph:Ignore what I did to him.
Claire:K k.Let's get a move on!
Cop#1:*Gets on police radio**Kssk*Yeah,I need back up here at Petropolis Hospital.
Cop#2:Head to a Code 3!
Dispatcher:What kind of units?
Cop#3:Fine,i'll be there soon.
Cop#1:Get here,they fought like...
Claire:What's goin' on?
Claire:A police officer with a moustache?Yes.
Jeremy:Hello,T.U.F.F.!I have a suprise!*Pulls out bazooka*
Jeremy:Phase 1 of my suprise was thebazooka,but phase 2 is:Show you that I have captured...KITTY 'N DUDLEY!
Ralph:Where'd you find them?!?!
Claire:How am I supposed to know?
Jeremy:Down by the hospital cafetireria...
Claire: Enough of that talk. Just show us where they are and put your hands up. *gets out blaster*
Ralph:*Gets out shuriken*This'll feel nice.
Claire: Yeah! Go Ralph!
Jeremy:Oh,uh,EAT THIS!*Pulls out french toast*Darn it...
Claire: Ok! *grabs french toast*
Claire: What? It was delicious! Thanks, Jeremy.
Jeremy:Now,where did I...ah!Here it is!*Pulls out grenade* Claire: Oh great.
Ralph:*Throws shuriken,but Jeremy catches it* Jeremy:That was close.
- Jeremy jumps on Ralph*
Ralph:Claire,save Dudley n' Kitty!I'll take careof Jeremy
Claire: K k! *runs*
Kitty and Dudley: HURRT CLAIRE!
Claire: Gotcha *unties them* Let's go!
Kitty:What about Ralph?
- Jeremy:*Knocks out Ralph*TOO LATE!
Jeremy:He'll be great to To...*mysterious figure grabs him,pulling him through an air duct*GAH!
Claire: What the-!?
Tony:*On hospital speaker*Uh...could you explain?
Claire: Who's there?
Tony:It's me,on a loudspeaker.Shawn and Hyper are coming,however,I have NO idea who took Jeremy...
Claire: Alright. Ralph is unconscious
Tony:Now,they're almost there!
Claire: Now what?
Shawn:Glad you asked.We're...*silently grab
Hyper:Just like a ninja...*Accidently grabs Shawn*
- Shawn:LET GO!
- Shawn:LET GO!
- Claire: Uh guys....
- Shawn:*silently takes Kitty out*
- Claire: We have an agent to save, plus, we gotta wake Ralph up.
- Shawn:I'm sorry,but,you'll have to fight us to do that!
- Claire: Wait, you're EVIL?!!?
- Shawn: *facepalm* DUHHHHHHHHHH
- Claire: Alright then *punches Shawn*
- Shawn:Hmm,if I hit a girl,i'll be breaking a rule...so i'll just let Hyper back me up.*Hyper appears*
- Claire: What are you gonna do to me?
- Hyper:I say you run.
- Shawn:YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Claire: See ya! *runs*
- Shawns:*Runs towards her*What she doesn't know is that I was on the track team on high school!*Catches up with her*
- Claire: Huh-? AHH!
- Shawn:Yup.I'm fast.
- Claire: I can telll *starts to run out of breath*
- Shawn:*Still has plenty of breath*You can tell now!
- Claire: Are you gonna hurt me?
- Shawn:No,your lucky.I'm just gonna...PUT YOU IN THIS BURLAP SACK!
- Claire: *tries to fight back*
- Shawn: Don't resist, *puts her in bag and tightens it*
- Claire: AHHH!
- Ralph: *wakes up* Ugh.... CLAIRE! *Roundhouse kicks Hyper*
- Claire: HELP!
- Ralph:*Chases Shawn*
- Shawn:You can't catch me!
- Ralph:*Throws shuriken at Shawn,hitting his head*
- Claire: Ralph?
- Ralph:*Rips bag open*You're safe,for now.
- Claire: Thanks! Let's go.
- Tony:Hmm,I see!Skipping to the mid-section of the comic!
- Claire: Are we almost to 12428's room?
- Ralph: I think so.
- Claire: Look! I think we're here.
- Ralph:Yeah! *room explodes*
- Tony: That's not really his room.
- Ralph:Oh,come on!
- Claire: That really scared me.... It's not April 1st, ya know!
- Tony:Uh,it is,check your calendar!
- Ralph:*Looks at calendar on his cell phone*
- Claire: Aww, man! Well.... I didn't know.
- Ralph:C'mon.Let's try this room.
- Tony: *Room explodes* Patience,Wolf.
- Claire: Do all these rooms explode?
- Tony:Depends on Jeremy here.*Jeremy appears with detonator*
- Claire: How hard is this gonna be?
- Ralph:*Wall jumps and kicks Jeremy in the groin*
- Claire: Man, that had to hurt.